cat in a bag

New saucy bed

(Its not on fire)

Yummers

I iz just cold chilling wid ma mowse

Some of you

will receive some ree mail this week

I seem to listen to this

probably more than I should

Avin it large!

Is what my ladies are doing this week in Ibiza.

Be safe and send me a postcard and some playing cards : )

The love of my life

Is a cat named William.

we googled 'william the cat' last night. This freaked us

out to a ridiculous level of freakedoutness.

Typical Tuesday night

Or maybe not. Me and Sam stayed up until stupid o clock

drinking wine, rum and cider and listening to the most

depressing love songs ever. Well we started watching love

songs on you tube....it ended up in some bizarre 90's comeback.

Desree - kissing you / counting crows - colourblind / gerard

macman - cry little sister / sia - breath me / billie myers -

kiss the rain / chris issak - wicked game / johnny cash -

hurt / nine inch nails - hurt / limp bizkit - behind blue

eyes / staind (yes staind!) - its been a while / crazy town -

butterfly / jimmy eat world - angels / len - steal my sunshine /

en vogue - dont let go / TLC - waterfalls / bjork - hyperballad /

imogen heap - hide and seek / zero 7 - in the waiting line /

simon and garfunkel - america / joanna newsom - sprout and the

bean / skunk anansie - secretly / cranberries - zombie.

It took us about 3 hours to remember what this was called but we

got there in the end new radicals - get what you give.

We took a few stop offs to watching things like this:

This photo deserves a caption

Favourite text of the day

"Oh baby please call me when you are covered in

sexy sweat x"

From Mazi G

Look what I've got Gibb!

Woop my mum came up to Leicester bearing gifts

Writing Letters and Writing blogs

I should have been called Shakespeare!

God's day

Me and me Uncle woke up too late to get a

cooked breakfast....error!

But instead we took a trip to the museum, discovered

that the pub called 'the pub' round the corner of my

house has the most amazing selection of lager, beers

and ales i think Leicester has to offer!

Oh and then I had a roast....woop/nom/woop/nom

Museum giggles

Ask

Is where we all ate Saturday and where I ate a

pizza which was supposed to blow my head off.

Don't call a pizza 'vesuvio' unless it does actually

contain some volcanic qualities.

Le famille

So my ENTIRE family came to visit Leicester this weekend

which was amazing!

My parents came up friday and luckily by some fluke of

nature I had to day off.

Good coffee was drank, good beer was had in good glasses

and cafe Rouge fed me the best olives and onion bread I

have ever tasted (I also tried mussels again and REALLY

enjoyed them...again!)

Turkish tea

Tastes pretty rancid but looks pretty cool

"uh, can I just have a coffee please?"

If I was a barbie

I'd definitely be this one

: )

Marble Cake

IngREEdients:

For the Cake you need this stuff

225g softened butter

225g caster sugar

4 eggs

225g self raising flour

1 tsp vanilla extract

2 tbsp cocoa powder

and for the icing you need:

um a load of butter? I can't remember how much

I used!

2 tsp cocoa poder

icing sugar, um a fair bit

2 tbl spoons of milk

Make it!

Heat oven to 180c. Grease your cake tin (or just

buy a double non stick one like moi)

It would also really help if you own a food processor.

Thats the only way I'm gona show you how to bake it anyway.

Pour everything except the cocoa powder into the processor

and whizzy wizz wizz until soft. (I don't own a food

processor and i got annoyed with 'beating' so just buy or

scrounge one.

Try and divide the mixture evenly into 2 bowls and mix

the cocoa powder into the 2nd. dollop both mixtures into the

cake tin however you want to.

Whack it in the oven and leave it for 45 mins. well until you

do that knife in the middle trick and you know its done.

When its cooled down you can make the icing sugar!

Just beat the butter intil its soft. then add half the

sugar and beat until its smooth. Then add the rest of the sugar,

cocoa and put your milk in to make it creamy.

You'll know when its done cos it looks awesome! Smear it on!

Don't make the mistake it did and try and make it fancy

by putting crumbled flake on the top....it just turned into dust

eat!